A Person dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
 
 different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
 
 "What do they do here?"
 
 He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour then
 
 they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
 
 comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
 
 The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
 
 checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
 
 He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
 
 hell.
  
 Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
 
 Line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
 
 He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
 
 they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian
 
 devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
 
 But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
 
 many people waiting to get in?"
 
 "Because the Electricity Board is on strike and maintenance is so bad
 
 that the electric chair does not work. A Minister has stolen all the
 
 nails from the bed for his shed, and the DEVIL is a  Govt.
 
 servant. He comes in signs the register and then goes to the canteen & moreover by paying him something U can also get an airconditioned accomodation.