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| tennis elbow | |
| One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jim says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.It ta...
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| 10:58 | 20/Mar/2007 |
| Dirty 4 letter words | |
| A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?''Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...' Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language... things ...
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| 10:17 | 17/Mar/2007 |
| Men are hard to please | |
| Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .If u are SMARTER than him, he'll...
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| 17:41 | 9/Mar/2007 |
| Indian Hell | |
| A Person dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the d...
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| 12:08 | 7/Mar/2007 |
| What's the time? | |
| A British lady is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very British accent to the sardar owner.. What's the time?? The sardar is a very patriotic man and hates foriegners and their English accent while speakin...
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| 10:25 | 3/Mar/2007 |
| Serious Family Problems | |
| Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openl...
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| 10:26 | 22/Feb/2007 |
| Search | |
| A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sickone day.Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper."Hello?""Is your daddy home?" he asked."Yes," whispered the small voice."May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No."Surprised ...
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| 20:18 | 8/Feb/2007 |
| Cellphone | |
| A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings. "Hi honey, are you at the club?""Yes, dear.""Honey you won`t believe this but I`m standing in front of Giovannis and there`s a beautiful mink on sale in the window.""How much is it, dear?""They`re giving it away. Only $5000. Can you believe it...
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| 13:28 | 2/Feb/2007 |
| American Gujju | |
| A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffinof their dead mother arrived from the US.It was sent by one of the daughters.The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside thecoffin, with no space left in it . When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top................which read as follows ::Dear brothers and sisters,I am sending our...
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| 11:48 | 1/Feb/2007 |
| Sardars in Italy | |
| About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy.Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made adeal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave. The Sikhs realized that they had no ...
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| DrHarmeet Singh | 20:29 | 11/Dec/2007 |
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| Very Hot |
| A Zen master visiting London City goes up to a hot dog vendor (Indian of course) and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a €20 note.The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.The vendor responds, "Chan...
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| Tara | 06:45 | 13/Dec/2007 |
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| Modi for PM |
| Why shouldn't Narendra Modi be the next PM?Future is looking Grrreat for Mr Modi. I know that secularist ilanders will be outraged and bewildered. Partly it is them and their ilk that are unwittingly helping Modi.Cocky, sharp-shooter, arrogant, over-confident but he is also very clean and uncorrupt.If a company is judged by its annual report, ret...
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| Nirmala Madh... | 08:19 | 14/Nov/2007 |
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| Motivational Quote of the Day "You are always a valuable, worthwhile human being, not because anybody says so, not because you're successful, not because you make a lot of money, but because you decide to believe it and for no other reason." Dr. Wayne Dyer
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| Usha Gopakumar | 20:15 | 3/May/2007 |
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| Teenage heartaches |
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| After reading Moe’s post on teenage love, I was reminded of a crush that I had on a guy with a similar moniker “S” while I was schooling in Chennai for a couple of years way back in 90’s. S was dreamy, cute and a rebel in short a real dream boat.. HE was a real stud in our school which was basically filled with studious Tam kids. HE was glamour pe...
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| chitra priya... | 19:58 | 21/Oct/2007 |
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| School memories Last bench chatting… silly fights Under bench munching Those yawned teachers Naughty pranks … out stood classes School uniforms … school trees Deep friendship … game period Lunch time … special classes Your lab galattas … b’ day treats Exam hall … beating from teachers Those never written postponed tests Last minute preparations …Fi...
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| sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007 |
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| ‘Eating the Earth’! |
| Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...
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| shoba dayalan | 16:05 | 3/May/2007 |
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| Why Women Cry |
| A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and beca...
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| shivani narula | 15:43 | 11/Dec/2007 |
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| He had just freshly shaved and was sitting in the balcony sipping his tea with the aroma of his after shave mingling with those of the tea leaves.When he heard the noises from inside the bedroom and he called, Hi sweetheart what’s up? And then the noises settled, probably she had gone for a bath. He could hear now the faint humming and a smile danc...
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| Suhani Sharma | 09:38 | 20/Apr/2007 |
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| Forever...(III) |
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| Developments taking place in my life were unexpected and unimagined. I was lost in what is right and what is wrong. I was happy to be in touch with him again. But life had changed for both us in past few years. We were more than 1000 km apart. Emails. they won’t disturb anything or anyone. I decided to continue replying his mails. My mails were qui...
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| Purvi Joshi | 21:57 | 3/Jul/2007 |
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| Jungle Book |
| Today I really feel as if I’m living in a “jungle of books” …. :OBeing a prof’s daughter…. Books have been like …. Ummmm…. Jus d most obvious part of my life. As a kid… I used to take it for granted tht its obivious… n rather “necessary” to have a cupboard full of books. :D A book wid more than 1000 pages neva used to surprise me like ma cousins. h...
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| Rahul Shah | 22:00 | 6/Apr/2007 |
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| Dear Freinds, This photograph gives you an idea of the temple.
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| Veena MG | 16:43 | 3/Mar/2007 |
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| Do We Have A Choice? |
| Hi,Thanks for viewing my blog.The other day I was having an argument with my friend. The situation was this :My Neice (she is an Engineer and a Carrer-Oriented category) has got 2 proposals. First Guy is from a well-known family and has a very good Income(Earns in Lakhs) , the guy is decent , has done BA, owns good acres of Land, Stays in a small t...
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| ruchi mankodi | 16:52 | 16/Apr/2007 |
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| yaad |
| Phool ne mahak kadi june thaye nahi, jarna no aavaj kadi dhemo thaye nahi, bhale chale jau hu tamara thi dur pan tamara prem no suvas mara maan thi kadi osray nahi.
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| Seena Vincent | 21:11 | 9/Dec/2007 |
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| Friend Search Dating - Free online datin... |
| Friend Search Dating - Free online dating services with no credit card needed document.write('');Startedin 1996, Friend Search is one of the world's oldest and largest onlinedating service. With over 15 million photo personals, and thousands ofsingles flocking to join everyday, you're sure ...
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| Priya nair | 20:30 | 7/May/2007 |
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| Blinded |
| Kiss – Definition for that I really don’t know… I have even read an article which describes the different ways of kissing – God knows what that is all about??? Well anyway I have always imagined how my first kiss would be. Well no surprise there – I am sure about 99% of you would have done the same. I didn’t have much of reference except for well E...
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| Girija D | 17:20 | 19/Apr/2007 |
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| For a Friend |
| Remove these painsThese shackles that bind meSet me free and let me liveIf I must live….Was her plea The world went byAs she watchedFrom behind the cocoon That she had wrought.Fearless…without expectation,Sending out silent prayers For humanity. The cocoon soon brokeAnd out she emerged, standing alone…Bewildered by the onslaughtThe slings and the ...
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| nandita saikia | 10:41 | 3/Mar/2007 |
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| Hi freinds |
| Hi friends, I wanna to make friendship with you. Regards
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| sheetal tigade | 05:46 | 24/Mar/2007 |
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| Follow Your Dreams |
| Jaane Kya Dhoondta Hai, Ae Mera DilTujhko Kya Chaahiye Zindagi....Raaste Hi Raaste Hain, Kaisa Hai Yeh SafarDhoondti Hain Jisko Nazrein, Jaane Hai Voh Kidhar At 4am, Lucky Ali was crooning the song on Radio Mirchi.. On the normal rush hours, the song probably wouldn’t have caught my attention, but at wee hour of morning, while driving back from wor...
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| Ashish G | 01:22 | 19/Apr/2007 |
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| Facts About Women |
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| Why are women so difficult to understand? Why relationships fall apart because of misunderstandings? What exactly do women want? Why men fail to properly understand the woman in their lives? These questions have been asked many a times but nothing has been done to seek those answers.http://factsaboutwomen.wetpaint. com is an effort in that regard. I...
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| Anita Mathew | 15:38 | 5/Apr/2007 |
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| sale announcement |
| hello everyone! Good news message for all music lovers and book readers! Text books and reference books for standard 10th, 11th and 12th - MBA and MCA and books on fiction are available at half rate. Music cassettes and CDs - English, Hindi and Tamil are also available at half rate. Interested people may please get back. Good Luck!
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| hai sweetguy | 17:40 | 20/Nov/2007 |
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| Ways To Improve your Life |
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| richa bhagwat | 12:56 | 19/Jun/2007 |
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| m coming home |
| I wana go back homeTo d place I belongLong lasting memoriesThat I always carry with meI have moved too farFrom my home, d place I belongMy aims where big& my dreams where biggerFor me, then, my home seemed smallerSo I left my home, all aloneIt’s been a lonely journeyIn search of pleasures And lots of moneyMy hunger alas my greedHas bought me here...
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| ramesh m | 11:49 | 10/Dec/2007 |
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| Performance v/s Position |
| A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York." Saint Peter consults h...
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| manishi ravrani | 12:50 | 14/Jun/2006 |
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| society |
| we are a social animal. as a part of life we have to face social probelms, social tricks, personal egos etc.
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| natasha shah | 15:47 | 25/May/2007 |
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| bonded for life. |
| well well well....long time ......so the news is i am getting married. i mean the guy has been finalized, the date is still to be fixed.i should be happy.. but i donno if i am. i know i am being mean to the guy who has fallen in love with me. he says he loves me every day but then why it is so difficult for me to say this little words to him? it is...
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| Chitreshi dogra | 01:56 | 11/Feb/2007 |
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| why cant india fly? |
| well.. guys.. we all keep talking about the indian economy. an the way its booming an growing up. but are we growing is our ecnomy growing.will we be the developed nation in few years. but the factors which have let the economy not to grow, has any one noticed that , has anyone taken those factors into considerations, if these factors are taken int...
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| RITU BALA | 09:46 | 10/Feb/2007 |
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| CONSULTANCY BY RITU BALA- ASTRO/FENGSHUI... |
| Why consultation is recommended for Vastu1- Vastu is based on the sound principals,which have a scientific rationale. So one should follow them to live a better life.2- Vastu is based on the five elements, which maintains proper balance in the proper directions viz. Air, Fire, Water, Earth and Space.Why we advice you to follow Feng-Shui1- To get ...
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| Valsa Lall | 22:56 | 3/Dec/2007 |
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| Nuked and Numb in November... |
| This whole last MONTH....! From All Saints to HIV/ Aids Day.... it has been one helluva month... Pardon the language. NO sense of celebration at the arrival of the Festival / Wedding Season... Instead a strange fatigue, almost wariness of any invitation card... News stories SCREAMING out horror after horror ... Day after blessed day ...almost...
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| nishant shah | 03:43 | 1/Dec/2007 |
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| Remember the days |
| Remember the DaysRemember the days when,We played at the beachside shed,Cloning the villas of sand and clayAnd when the oceans touched our feetWe would gleefully gaze the sun in crimson redRemember the days when,We used to hide candies from Mums eyesAnd our grandpas narrated the fables of the timberland.We swirled in the wind to catch the butterfly...
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| Girija D | 15:28 | 6/Feb/2007 |
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| Waiting in love |
| Is waiting in love really sweet? Whoever said this must have not experienced it, I think. I do not find it sweet at all. I think it will be sweet only if the object of your waiting materializes. Then you may sigh and say “Okay, all is well that ends well”. Your waiting then at least qualifies to be sweet, because it has ended on a happy note. Other...
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| Sue | 02:13 | 25/Jul/2007 |
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| Separation and Travel |
| Traveling to distant places is perhaps one of the most exciting things that could happen to me. I enjoy traveling and visiting places. It has always been my dream and I coveted a job that would include travel once in a while. But strange how motherhood changes everything. I have to travel to USA for work, and whenever I have this opportunity, I st...
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| Priya Nagaraja | 16:11 | 3/Feb/2007 |
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| This is to me and my baby.... |
| It spoke about women - the blog. It makes me think about the stigma attached to having only daughters in a society like ours. Here, in urban India, may be this is reducing (I havent seen much of it around me) but that doesnt mean that it doesn't exist. That brings me to another thought on people's reactions - to single parents. I am one. And i'm pr...
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| Adity Gandhi | 21:25 | 6/Jun/2007 |
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| Countdown Underway |
| Launch Target: June 8Launch Time: 7:38 p.m. EST A seven crew member team is planning to fly once again from the Kennedy Space Center Nasa, Florida. The plan is to go to the International Space Station, and the news says that our Indian crew Flight Engineer Sunita L. Williams will return to Earth from the space station aboard shuttle mission STS-117...
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| sarda mohan | 03:44 | 28/Jan/2007 |
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| Is Six Sigma relevant in the Indian cont... |
| An experience that continues to keep me thinking....I had recently attended an interview for admission to doctoral programme at one of our prestigious educational institutions well recognised by the GOI.I had quoted my interest to work on the topic" Relevance of Six Sigma in the present Indian context".A handful of candidates were present and I was...
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| Shree Sharma | 21:37 | 27/Aug/2007 |
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| Why? |
| In India we think of very high of those people who are living or working abroad !!! As a student or as a professional we grow up with a dream of studying or working abroad.I feel nothing in the world is like India. We leave behind our families and the place where we were brought up, once we leave then we realize what we have missed.I have seen a bl...
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| vishal luna | 16:54 | 6/Apr/2007 |
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| Try it! |
| fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsi...
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| nilambari r | 00:26 | 19/Jan/2007 |
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| Bassinets for bachelors-an AIR INDIA sto... |
| It was my first trip to India with the baby!!A much awaited one,baby and his brother gets to meet their grand parents , uncles , aunts and all! But despite all the excitement, I was worried how will we survive the 18 hr trip with the baby. Well, it should be fine,my husband said,we will request for a bassinet while making the reservation,the baby w...
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| rashmi sharma | 13:39 | 19/Jun/2007 |
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| A heavenly feeling |
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| When you find that you are cared by someone, It feels like spring in the season of fall.When you notice that you are watched by someone, It seems that you are special amongst so many in the hall.When you see that you are noticed by someone, You want to carry yourself like princess of wales.When you look that you are praised by...
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| Priyank Mehr... | 13:08 | 14/Feb/2007 |
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| A Date with Mother |
| After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to takeanother woman out to dinner and a movie. She said Ilove you but I know this other woman loves you andwould love to spend some time with you.The other woman that my wife w anted me to visit was myMOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but thedemands of my work and my three children had made it...
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| Arushi Parashar | 13:43 | 9/Dec/2007 |
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| HONOURABLE MEN |
| TO ALL BOYS & CC TO ALL GIRLS: Honorable MEN Every Man Must Read and of course Woman (to understand man) If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it! "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cr...
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| nidhi joshi | 12:20 | 30/Dec/2006 |
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| back to Hindutva |
| THE BJP'S REVIVAL OF HINDUTVA DOES NOT COME AS A SUPRISE.THE PARTY'S ASSERTION AT IT'S NATIONAL SESSION THAT IT WILL BUILD A RAM MANDIR IN AYODYA IS UNFORTUNATE.THE PARTY'S PRESIDENT WANT'S THE PARTY TO RETURN TO IT'S MAIN IDEOLOGY HINDUTVA.THE PARTY LEADERS SHOULD REALIZE THAT COMMUNAL POLITICS WILL NOT HELP THEM AT ALL INFACT THEY WILL LOOSE MA...
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| indu pal | 16:44 | 10/Jan/2007 |
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| sense of humour |
| Everyone has sense of humour.some have more and some have less.But I think Punjabis have great sense of humour.Dont u believe.ok,then rea | | |
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